"your smile looks forced"
If you ever get sad just remember that Dean Winchester had a male siren, drunkenly flirted with a cute male cop, was visibly flustered around Dr. Sexy, blatantly checked out a sailor’s ass in 1944, got a boner for his best friend after he came out of the bathroom all spiffy and clean, and ran into a table after a cute boy hit on him.
And it’s all canon.
do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"